You know there are times in your life when you look around and say “Hey, I’m hip…. I have a pulse on what’s happening in the world… nothing can take me down!” That is of course until Mr. Reality comes along with his sixteen pound sledge hammer and knocks the shit out of you… Kinda like what happened last night to me at Portsmouth, Pizza and Pub.
My whole life I have thought The Notorious B.I.G. was a different person than Biggie Smalls… Yea… I’m hip allright… LOL!!! I mean yea, I thought that they both kinda looked alike… but they were definately different people in my mind.
Well, I think that my fellow quizmasters can back me up here, when I say that there is no other feeling in the world like when you say or do something at a quiz and there is that moment of incredulous silence from the crowd… and then the whole world erupts into a wave of rawkus, disbelieving noise which shows you just how wrong you were. Well there you go… any street cred I had went right out the window in front of a whole bar full of people last night… so long cred, it was good having the minuscule bit of you I had while you were here. I am never going to live it down!
But enough about me and my little penis… ‘Rollerblade Celebrations’ wagered it all on the final round last night and came up big getting the question right and winning the whole ball of wax!! Congrats guys!! Team ‘Go Time’ also got the question right but placed a conservative wager and ended up in second place. And yes “The Smokin’ Aces” also got the question right (After my humiliating faux pas!) but didn’t wager enough to get into the money! Sorry guys… next time for sure!!
Thanks again folks for another great night Portsmouth!!
Dave
Well, Dave I better tell you then that J Lo is actually Jennifer Lopez and Sting is the same person and Gordon Sumner. Just in case anyone asks.
HAHAHA!! Fair enough Ms. Toni… I do deserve it… I’m still blushing from embarrassment… but still, I have to be honest and say that I truly thought it was two people… and I’m a music guy too… so sad… so incredibly sad…
Dave, you just need your own moniker to dissuade your detractors from pulling a drive-by mocking. If you want my suggestion, it should be the ‘Splendiferous D.A.V’
Oh Dave. I’m simply speechless except for the laughter after reading this post. Whoooo you have fun with that next week, big fun.
You’re so damn WHITE Dave.
Oh and FYI–Puff Daddy and P.Diddy are two twin brothers and they have another brother named Sean Combs. As for your new moniker, Splendiferous D, I like that. You could also go by Splendi”D” or simply the D.A.V.
See how that works now??? Now you’re getting it.
Alright,
First of all it’s ‘Polly want a craker’ not ‘Polly call me a cracker!!’
Secondly, I really dig my new monikers ‘The Splendiferous D.A.V.’ and ‘Splendi D’… they’re so much better than my current one of ‘Asshole’!
And Lastly, I just want to leave you all with a quote from another ‘BIG’ guy from the ’90s, ‘Big Pun’(who I am certain is not either ‘Biggie Smalls’ or ‘The Notorious B.I.G.’ HeHe)(And yes, before anyone can bring it up, I know he’s the same guy as ‘Big Punisher’!!) which sums up my feelings on this matter and hopefully will bring some sort of closure to this situation… here it goes:
‘I’m not a player, I just fuck a lot’