Howdy boys and girls.

Fresh back from a rousting night at the Parkway Station.  Those Shaggers were going at it all night long, though the Darwin Award winners gave them a good run for the money.  Darwin’s took the lead early with their bingo prowess and their awesome autumn roses (see I knew how to spell that from the quiz tonight!)  along with a great story about the tree from whence the roses came. Sad little Maple, aw.

The Sheep Shaggers ended up just a few points ahead of the award winners yet took the final question and wagered slightly higher to end up drinking that sweet exlixer of the gods, Pub Quiz cash!

Thanks to Darwins for the great tips, and my winning lottery ticket, I’ll be sure to cut you in when I cash it in next week, those millions won’t change my ways… Nope, I would still be doing trivia with all of you every Thursday night, perhaps not ALL of you, but a select few of you on my yacht, sniffing blow off my newly surgically sculpted abs of steel while I yell out “WRONG YOU A**Holes WRONG!!”  Then we’ll jet off to Fashion week, pick up some models, force them to eat bar food and play trivia so we could all feel better about ourselves while we wear our Prada underpants and sing songs about water and God.  Amen.  Are you with me?

Of course I would throw some cash at some charities, what am I, barbaric? Sheesh.

FYI–Me thinks it not a coincidence that the previous QM was writing about billionaires as I was handed a lottery ticket tonight as part of my tip, watch for me on the local news next week. ME. Watch.