September 19th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Arrrggghhh… *cough* *Sputter*… after a whole week of a pirate theme I’m not sure I’m going to have any voice left for the actual ‘Talk like a pirate day’! It was a great night out in the Gresh as we had a two ship sea battle that will go down in infamy.
The pirates on the frigate ‘Shuggy’s’ and the barbarous scum on the vessel ‘Bogey’s’ battled it out for supremacy of the waters to the east. The grog was flowin’ and we were sipping the Bumboos as the night went fell into drunken debauchery.
In the end though it was Shuggy’s who made the folks from ‘Bogey’s walk the plank and took home all of the booty!! Well played guys!!!
Til we meet again on the high seas!!!
Dave
Allright I have to give you the best pirate joke I heard all week: It’s from a member of ‘Arrggghh What ye be Sayin’?” and I’m sure I’ve mangled it a bit… but here it is in a nut shell:
A pirate walks into a bar… he has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and a patch over one eye. After he orders a drink the bartender asks:
“Say, I’ve never met a pirate before… can I ask how you lost your leg?”
“Aye matey it was when I was made to walk the plank a few yarns ago and a shark came up and bit it right off… aarrgghh”
“Well what about the hook on your hand?” asked the bartender.
“Arrgh, that was from a fight me had with a dasterdly pirate who cut it off with his saber he did…arrgh”
“Wow..” Said the bartender “And if I can ask, how did you lose your eye?” he questioned.
“Arrrgh, I was looking up to the skys and a seagull done gone and pooped in it…. arrgh”
“That doesn’t sound like it would make you lose an eye.” The bartender commeneted skeptically.
“Arrgghh…” the pirate said holding up his arm. “… it was me first day with me hook”
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